You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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