Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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