Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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