Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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