google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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