I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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