summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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