Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he fucked my hip out of place.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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