I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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