i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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