its not stalking. its research.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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