Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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