marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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