Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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