Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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