I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I enjoy the company of your penis
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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