It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm at about main and main street
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
