Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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