oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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