Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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