did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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