just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
did i walk over a car last night?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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