And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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