Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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