I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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