Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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