can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think my vagina is haunted
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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