Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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