IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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