that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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