sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
that may or may not have been my penis.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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