she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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