dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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