Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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