So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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