Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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