i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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