PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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