So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i think i have two assholes
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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