How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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