just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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