But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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