Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize