Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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