If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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