Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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