I love black thongs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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