I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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