i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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