the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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