worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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